My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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