No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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