she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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