on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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