I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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