You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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