It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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