i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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