she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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