I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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