And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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