Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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