doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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