I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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