Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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