The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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