TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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