Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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