just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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