erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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