Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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