so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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