I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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