I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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