she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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