OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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