I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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