One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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