Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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