She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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