I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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