worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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