he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize