Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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