Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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