I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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