The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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