whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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