omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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