she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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