OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
