Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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