I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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