You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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