you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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