I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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