i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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