Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
