just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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