Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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