I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
His nipple licking is glorious
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