The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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