I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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