My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Randomize
