Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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