she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
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I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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