I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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