used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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