Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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